Journey to the West: Big Sis Carries the Team, Brother Monkey Coasts to Victory

[Journey to the West fan fiction + hilarious memes + absurd comedy]

While everyone else transmigrates to enjoy a beautiful romance, Sha Jing plunges headfirst into Flowing Sand River and becomes an office drone.

And not just any drone: she’s Sha Wujing, the ultimate errand boy with nine skulls around his neck and only one line in her daily script: “Eldest Brother, Master’s been captured by a monster!”

The good news: she comes with a beauty-filter System, turning a rough, bearded man into a fair-skinned beauty in an instant.

The bad news: the moment she opens her eyes, Brother Monkey mistakes her for White Bone Spirit 2.0, and his Golden Cudgel stops just 0.01 centimeters from her skull!

Armed with a chainsaw-modified Crescent Moon Spade, Sha Jing saws Flowing Sand River in half, and the whole world of Journey to the West starts falling apart.

She installs a Wi-Fi hotspot in Tang Sanzang’s Purple Gold Alms Bowl, cooks the Yellow Wind Monster’s poisonous fumes with hot-pot base, and uses Zhu Bajie’s Nine-Toothed Rake as a barbecue rack.

Sha Jing sings “Wild Wolf Disco” to Brother Monkey’s golden headband, somehow turning the tightening spell into a colorful disco light show.

Bajie says, “It doesn’t matter if we get the scriptures, but anyone who touches my malatang or self-heating hot pot will have to fight Old Pig!”

Chewing the peach-flavored popping candy Sha Jing made, Brother Monkey twirls his tail like a helicopter. “Master, how about we just download a digital copy of the scriptures?”

★ The daily bickering between a chainsaw girl and an irritable Monkey King

★ 108 ways to exorcise monsters with self-heating hot pot

★ The legendary cringe moment when the Golden Cudgel becomes a pair of Bluetooth earphones

★ The whole pilgrimage crew gradually turns absurd