Naruto: a World That Does Not Exist

Fugaku: "Please teach me how to get through this!" Qianyu: "Overcoming the difficulties? It's simple. Just open a newspaper. We control the entertainment and blast him to death＼(`Δ')/" Qianyu: "Are you willing to be my student?" One vs. Seven: ber, who are you, Lao Deng? Are all those kidnapping and trafficking children so blatant now? Qianyu: "Shisui is also my student" One against seven: "Teacher, please bow to me as a student▄█▀█●" Qianyu: "I'll teach you the art of teleportation. Just like your brother Zhisui, you can't figure out the figure. It seems real and illusion. How about you play with the enemy in the palm of your hand?" Naruto: "Don't learn, don't learn (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)ﾂ" Qianyu: "Then I'll teach you Thunder Release, so you can sweep away four enemies on the battlefield just like Kakashi, okay?" Naruto: "Don't learn, don't learn ╮(￣⊿￣)╭" Qianyu: "I don't want to learn this, I don't want to learn that," Qianyu said, patting Naruto's head three times, "Humph", turned around and walked away. Naruto's night attack in the middle of the night. . . . . Naruto: "Teacher, I want to learn how to defeat Sasuke＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و ////" Qianyu: "Okay! Then I will teach you the HG technique and let you control Sasuke. As for what happens next... Just don't reveal your master's name!" ———————————————————————— Sasuke: "The HG Jutsu? It's interesting, but it doesn't work on me... Wait! Naruto, why did you use the reverse HG Jutsu Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ" Note: Please don't take the effect of the last part of the program seriously!