After orphan Xiao Ling Yi bonded with the Myriad Realms Spirit Treasure System, she gave up trying to be proper. If the System wanted her to be the Three Realms’ most conspicuous show-off, then she would use an Immortal-Binding Rope as a jump rope and cook hotpot in an artifact-grade alchemy furnace!
When the cold-faced immortal lord Jiang Yi Chen was pursuing an evil cultivator, a sack dropped from the sky and covered his head. Looking up, all he saw was a young woman grinning wickedly as she swung a golden abacus. “This is a robbery! The spirit treasures are mine, and you... are you mine too?”
Transmigrate only to die of embarrassment?
The System insists she carry a loudspeaker-like magical artifact through the streets, broadcasting everyone’s embarrassing past!
From rookie Qi Refining cultivator to a mighty Mahayana expert, she uses a cosmos pouch in her left hand to collect junk and an Immortal-Binding Rope in her right to snag mighty cultivators by the knees, rising to become a prodigy as she dominates the immortal world's headlines.
When the icy immortal lord breaks into a helpless smile, and the apocalyptic tribulation lightning strikes the frying pan on her head, this generation’s biggest show-off is going to blow the Three Realms sky-high!
