Serious version:
Ferocious Beasts Invade: I Get an Undying-Class Ferocious Beast Clone from the Start
Secret realms descend, ferocious beasts invade, and the world's order is turned upside down!
Spiritual qi revival begins, the System appears, and the era of class changes dawns!
Everyone awakens all kinds of talents: physical, magical, artifact-based...
Lu Chen awakens a healer talent that lets him refine blood qi, convert it into life energy, and heal injuries.
But when Lu Chen refines the blood qi of ferocious beasts, he suddenly discovers that his skill does far more than heal!
[Absorbed the blood qi of the General-Class Ferocious Beast Blackscale Pangolin King. Strength +3]
[Absorbed the blood qi of the Commander-Class Ferocious Beast Bloodthirsty Mad Bat. Perception +10]
[Absorbed the blood qi of the Undying-Class Ferocious Beast ???. All attributes +???]
Lu Chen: "Open up. Let's turn the tide!"
And so, a healer with an absurdly devastating combat power is born!
Joke version:
After a secret realm conquest, one day, a genius mage says:
Then someone pipes up, "Hey, you're a combat class. How come you deal less damage than Lu Chen, a healer?"
"Why are you so hung up on damage anyway? It'll distort how you see your own strength and effort, get it?"
"If you can do better, then you do it!"
Lu Chen goes up against a ferocious beast head-on, trading blows, fist after fist landing hard. Anyone who didn't know he was a healer would think he was a ferocious beast.
Never mind that. The ferocious beast finally manages to scratch off a little of Lu Chen's health, and in the blink of an eye he's healed it all back. How are you supposed to fight that?
Then you all make fun of me.
"Oh, look, the healer got MVP!"
The warrior, mage, and marksman didn't do any damage. They're just freeloaders who won by lying down!
Combat classes are all freeloaders who win by lying down!
Can you even count it that way? Have you ever seen a healer charge in and fight head-on?
Isn't this just hilarious?
