The blessing of 996 is a thunderstorm. If the KPI reaches the standard, it will be considered a promotion?
Juan Wang Sect majors in the "Fu Bao Sutra", the casual cultivator alliance sells goods to survive the tribulation, and the life of a laborer is cheaper than a sword!
Lin Xiaoyu, a social animal cultivator, was hit by a WiFi thunderstorm on the 996th day of continuous overtime work——
After awakening to the Fishing System, his saucy operations shattered the three worlds:
✅ Learn the "Toilet Time Folding Technique" through paid pooping, squatting in the pit for 1 minute = practicing for two hours!
✅ Excel drew a talisman to kill Party A, and the Gantt sword array violently beat the Involved Tianzun!
✅ Write the weekly report as "The Love Story of the Dog-licking Elder", get millions of clicks on the anonymous forum, and hunt down the entire clan!
However, when he drunk Elder HR with Lucky Beast latte and broke into the sect's forbidden area——
Discovering that the merit list has devoured longevity, Cyber Tiandao turned out to be the previous fish-fishing king who turned into a black man!
"I don't want to cultivate in this immortal world anymore!"
Lin Xiaoyu tore up the "Blessing Contract", took up the banner of the casual cultivator, and summoned the second-hand flying sword in the parking lot of the Sword Tomb:
"Fellow Taoists, today you must either lie down or overthrow this man-eating heaven!"
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Reading instructions:
⚠️ Laugh until your merits disappear, and you will feel so happy that your life span will increase by 1 second
⚠️Contains dangerous elements such as AI becoming a spirit, Dingding transcending tribulation, Lucky Beast going berserk, etc.
⚠️ It is recommended to take it with iced American style. Beware of reverse PUA bosses after understanding "Fooling Learning"
(Click to see: How the community animal monks use the fish-fishing method to find their way to peace in the field of cultivating immortals and Shura!)
