Delivery God Lin Ye, Brother Yezi, is the cure for anyone who thinks they're tough. He'll physically exorcise every flashy supernatural trick!
While everyone else trembles in the eerie world of cultivation,
Lin Ye whips out a Zippo to set a paper bride on fire, blasts "The Most Dazzling Folk Style" from his phone to shatter a ghost domain's barrier, sprays ancient forbidden curses from a can of self-defense spray, and uses a soda can to suppress a thousand-year-old evil spirit.
The System gives him a Three Squirrels gift pack? That's a weapon of causality capable of smashing the Bridge of Helplessness!
A monk says he looks like Buddha reincarnated? No, he's just a wicked guy who conned a yoga mat into becoming a flying magic carpet!
Others cultivate for a thousand years, but nothing beats one of his casual traps:
"Fellow Daoist, your forehead looks dark. Want to try some Thunder Sprite aged since '82?"
"Big shot of the Eerie Moon, quit glaring. I've got a pack of spicy strips. Have some, then please move aside."
What do you mean, deliver takeout to cyberpunk-style gods and help Heaven repair its bugs? What? Brother Yezi is the biggest bug of all? That's ridiculous!
[Reading Guide]
◆ Modern comedy meets eerie cultivation. Science, meaning brute force, beats the supernatural!
◆ Every piece of junk dispensed by the System is a hidden divine artifact, but read the ridiculous instructions before using it.
◆ No female lead, no tearjerker moments, and nonstop excitement. Best not to read this late at night if you're trying to hold in your laughter.
