[System Alert: You are now bound to the “Unlucky Life Experience System.” Beginner Mission: Help up an old woman faking an accident (59 seconds remaining).]
I, Zhou Xiaojian, might be the unluckiest transmigrator in the entire universe.
I get struck by lightning while delivering takeout and gain the power to teleport. I help an old lady and wind up at the police station, where I get a pair of x-ray glasses.
When Gong Letian charged into the interrogation room clutching pepper spray, I was chewing gum that could make the campus belle confess her love first. Does this lousy System have some kind of misunderstanding about “beginner benefits”?
