[A Cheerful, Lighthearted Story + Fake System + Xianxia Shenanigans + Overactive Imaginations + Group Transmigration]
"My golden finger System is kind of strange. It has a mind and personality of its own, it's very clever, and it even figures out what kind of Host it's dealing with."
"I'm starting to suspect more and more that it's not a System at all, but an old geezer hiding inside my body, pretending to be a System and tricking me into doing quests."
"The quests he gives me are incredibly difficult. Every day, I feel like cursing that damn System."
"Still, there's one upside: I barely have to cultivate. The System rewards me with cultivation, though the way it gives me those rewards is a bit of a rip-off."
"I never thought that someone as lazy about cultivation as me could actually ascend!"
"After ascending, I found out that this damn System really wasn't a System..."
"Oh, I was wrong! Don't hit me!"
Relaxed, humorous, full of foreshadowing, and creative.