Book Title: I Delivered Takeaways in Ancient Times
Tags: Hilarious time travel · Food counterattack · System flow · Multi-line conspiracy
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"Five-star positive reviews can save lives; negative reviews can send you to jail!"
Takeaway boy Chen Ergou was struck by lightning and transported to ancient times and became a fugitive elder of the Beggar Clan.
With the "Are You Starving" system, he swept through the Great Xia Dynasty with a box of modern takeout——
Use the self-heating hot pot to conquer the unruly daughter, the chili oil splashes on the pomegranate skirt, and the eldest lady actually places an order for ten portions with the tips of her ears red;
Using anti-wolf spray to pretend to be a beast-control magician, the wild dogs would tap dance when they saw it, and the beggars in the city would kneel and shout "Huode Xingjun";
The balance car was blown up into the Kunlun Wind Control Technique, and when it knocked over the imperial examination booth, it helped a future number one scholar...
I wanted to open a modern branch and make money, but I was forced to get involved:
-Food War: The aroma of beggar's chicken stuns the Persian mission, and Japanese ninjas steal octopus balls
Hunting the murderer across time and space: modern criminal police chased him to ancient times, and found out that the national jade seal was actually a power bank
- Defying fate and changing fate: The yellow robe takeout box was regarded as a fairy weapon by the emperor, and the Meituan shirt became the standard accessory of the richest man
Until the eldest lady of the Su family opened his yellow robe and said, "The husband struck by lightning, I accept it."
Only then did Chen Ergou discover——
The sweet-scented osmanthus cake in the rain that night had been secretly replaced by someone with a love jade bracelet;
And the good reviews he tried so hard to get were all from the 10,000-word essay she stayed up late to write...
Meituan jersey + Are you hungry? System + Tip of the tongue strategy