This Is What the Devil Herding Deer Said

Many years later, Fang Lu stood in front of the grave of his previous life, looking back at those years when he went through countless hardships and finally became the devil. He couldn't help but recall those comrades, a few women, a puppy, a poem, and a toilet. Those comrades fought with passion to break the sky, those women were charming and loving and selfless, that puppy was named Dajin, and that poem was called "Eighteen Years Old". The toilet had no name, but it turned out to be a sperm! The toilet has become semen! Toilet said that he was eighteen years old, and when he was in puberty, he gave Fang Lu a poem: In those years, I chanted sutras and prayed to become a Buddha. My acne stopped growing and my hair fell off, but you didn't know where you were! In those years, I grew up as a vegetarian, my body was sallow, my face was full of vicissitudes of life, but you didn't know where you were! In those years, when I was chanting Buddha, the world was in chaos, my body was ownerless, and my mind was wandering, but you didn't know where you were! That year, I was eighteen years old, the grass was green under the ground, the sun was shining brightly in the sky, and you happened to pass by me. I write songs for you and sing softly: Give me a girl at the age of eighteen, and she will make me frivolous before my youth passes away! Give me a girl at the age of eighteen and she will make me crazy before the end of the world! Give me a girl at the age of eighteen, and she will drive me crazy before she becomes a Buddha!