[Nezha: Birth of the Demon Child + Nezha: Demon Child Conquers the Sea + cross-dressing + Dance Battle Angels + a radical makeover of Investiture of the Gods + lighthearted comedy + absurdity + defying fate + fiercely protective]
Xiao Ming had just gotten his transformation device and was about to dance to his heart’s content.
But the device tore a hole through the void and transmigrated him into the Nezha movies.
Xiao Ming gave a cold laugh, raised the pink transformation device in his hand, and faced the jeering crowd without flinching.
You people don’t understand the charm of dance at all!
Perfect timing! Let me use dazzling dance magic to Domi you dogs of the Chan Sect!
Even if Yuanshi himself showed up, he’d have to go up on his toes and dance ballet for me!
“Nezha, today we’re learning the most dazzling folk dance!”
“Ao Run, dancing takes soul. You can’t just put on airs and call it a day!”
“Ao Bing, since it’s your first time as a backup dancer, make sure you remember to Domi the audience next time!”
“Li Jing, Taiyi, Madam Yin, leave Nezha to me. I’ll make him dance across heaven and earth and change his fate!”
“Congratulations to the first member of the Awkward Dance Troupe: Yuanshi Tianzun!”
“Yuanshi Tianzun: ??? I’m a dignified saint, and now I have to... dance?!”
“Congratulations to the second member of the Awkward Dance Troupe: Tongtian Jiaozhu!”
“Tongtian Jiaozhu: … (breaking his silence) Come on! Let me see what mysteries this dance holds!”
“Congratulations to the third member of the Awkward Dance Troupe: Lady Nuwa!”
“Lady Nuwa: (smiling behind her hand) How amusing, how amusing. I’ll join in too.”
Xiao Ming watched the sea-dwelling demon clan performing the ninth set of radio calisthenics and thought it was time to improve it and create a tenth.
“Everyone, smile and have fun! Managing your expressions is part of dancing!”
“Ao Bing, don’t give Nezha any more dresses. I’ve got some.”
It looks good, come on!