My Days as a Spirit Medium

[Horror + Suspense + Goofball Comedy + Humor]

"I'm a snake spirit who became an immortal demon! What's wrong with me being a little overbearing?"

"Yes, yes, whatever you say."

"Hey! I'm a ghost! A murderous evil spirit who kills without batting an eye! You think you can just ignore me? I'll teach you a lesson, and then you'll know who I am! Boy, state your name. I'll make sure you die quickly today..."

"You're done for! Nobody dares call themselves boss in front of me."

"Hah! I'm Yang, grandson of Er Cai from the north end of the village, known as the highway robber. Tell me, are you scared?"

"Y-Y-Yang? You're that demon king Yang who leaves the village with a whole gang of immortals following him?

Kid! It's not that I'm scared of you. It's just that something came up at home today. I have to go back and nurse the little devils. We'll fight another day!"

"Hey! You're a male ghost. What the hell are you talking about nursing? Get your ass back here! Fatty, pull aggro! Beat him up!"