After My Ascension Failed, Seven of My Exes Urged Me to Become a Baby Daddy

(Hilarious cultivating immortals + raising children in the Shura field + system + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger) On the day Chu You ascended, Heaven suddenly popped up: The family chart is missing and it has been detected that you have a son and a daughter who are living in the world and cannot ascend. The Immortal Lord was confused: I have been pure and pure for thousands of years, where did this cub come from? ! The system was angry, "There are seven dual cultivators, you tell me this is Bingqingyujie?" Chu You finally understood that it turned out that someone had secretly given birth to his baby, and they were tricking people! Who gave birth to it? He started counting with his fingers, "Leng Qingqiu, the leader of the Sword Pavilion, Hua Xiangrong, the saint of the Demon Hehuan Sect, Bai Zhi, the descendant of the Yaowang Valley..." "System, can you tell me who is Zaizai's mother?" "No, go and ask one by one." ... Each of the seven former Shura fields is a king. The Sichuan girl system scolded the street online: Xianren Banban, your baby is in trouble again! While others are cultivating immortals, I will take care of their children... "What the hell? Are you asking me, a great immortal, to take care of your children?" The system spoke with a thick Trump accent, "It's Thi, the enemy..."