My Mother-In-Law's Cat, I Am Nezha's Green Plum

I made a wish to the Bodhisattva to let me, a shrine animal like me, be lucky for once. The Bodhisattva smiled, and I ended up dressing up as the cat in the arms of the vicious mother-in-law in the story about the boss, and I was the main one eating melons! But how could I become a human? I also saved the evil mother-in-law and was bound to a system. How did the system elf become Nezha? I thought he was just called Nezha, but it turned out that he was really Nezha! Just lying there all the way, I became stronger by 100 million points, and avenged myself by 100 million points. It turns out that I have so many awesome identities. The slightly epileptic and arrogant male protagonist ✖️ crazy criticizes the misanthropic female protagonist