Traveling Through the Tang Dynasty and Accidentally Saving the Princess at the Beginning

My name is Lin Shisan, and I accidentally traveled to the Tang Dynasty in parallel time and space. Yes, I wore it when I was driving my RV! Princess Changle said: "Lin Shisan, if you dare to paint a boat, I will cut you off!" Me: "I know I was wrong, I promise not to let you know next time!" His Majesty Li Er said: "You brat, can't you come over and go to court?" Me: "No way, it's impossible to go to work!" Queen Changsun said: "Although I am not involved in politics, I would like to see who dares to bully my son-in-law!" Me: "Woooooo~!" The Supreme Emperor said: "Li Er, do you dare to bully my grandson-in-law?" Me: "Come on, old man, slap him hard!" Qiwang, the fifth surname, said: "This child cannot be kept!" Me: "Come on, come on together!" Civil servant: "Your Majesty, we want to impeach Lin Shisan!" Me: "You sour scholars, don't go to court. I'll wait for you outside Chengtian Gate!" Military General: "Hahahaha, what a good boy, he is another God of War in our Tang Dynasty!" Me: "Oh~ low-key and low-key!" Turk: "We grassland tribes are the people of the noble Sirius God!" Me: "I killed you Khan!" Tubo: "Our plateau is a cursed place where gods and ghosts are forbidden to roam!" Me: "You Tubo Zanpu were attacked by me!" Japan Island Country: "Our Great Sea is a mysterious and beautiful country on the vast sea. The elites of the Tang Dynasty cannot set foot in it!" Me: "That Japanese island nation will bomb him twice every day!" Goguryeo: "The Sui Dynasty conquered Goguryeo three times but failed. We, Goguryeo, are not afraid of any opponent!" Me: "King of Goguryeo, do you dare to stand up and speak!"