My name is Lin Shisan, and I accidentally transmigrated to a parallel version of Great Tang. That’s right, I transmigrated while driving my RV!
Princess Changle says, “Lin Shisan, if you dare go to the pleasure boat again, I’ll cut it off!”
Me: “I know I was wrong. Next time, I promise I won’t let you find out!”
His Majesty, Li Er, says, “You little rascal, can’t you at least come to court once in a while?”
Me: “No way. I’m never getting a job!”
Empress Zhangsun says, “I may not meddle in politics, but I’d like to see who dares bully my son-in-law!”
Me: “Waaah!”
The Retired Emperor says, “Li Er, just try bullying my granddaughter’s husband again!”
Me: “You’ve got this, Old Master! Give him a good beating!”
The Five Surnames and Seven Clans: “This boy cannot be allowed to live!”
Me: “Come on, all of you at once!”
The civil officials: “Your Majesty, we want to impeach Lin Shisan!”
Me: “You sanctimonious scholars, don’t leave after court. I’ll see you outside Chengtian Gate!”
The generals: “Hahahaha! What a fine lad, another God of War for Great Tang!”
Me: “Ah, let’s keep a low profile!”
The Turks: “Our steppe tribes are the people of the exalted Wolf God!”
Me: “I shot your khagan dead!”
Tibet: “Our plateau is a cursed land, forbidden to gods and ghosts!”
Me: “I’ve shot your Tibetan king before!”
The island nation of Wa: “Our great Ying lies amid the vast ocean. It is a mysterious and beautiful land that Great Tang’s elite troops cannot reach!”
Me: “Bomb that island nation twice a day, then!”
Goguryeo: “The Sui launched three campaigns against us and failed. We, Goguryeo, fear no foe!”
Me: “King of Goguryeo, do you dare stand up and say that to my face?!”
The protagonist is too useless
It's so infuriating to watch.
Relaxing and beautiful Tangwen
I'm a coward. I'm so frustrated that I'm so frustrated.
Let's cut it up and start over.
2 Stars. . . . .
It's so frustrating, I can't stand it anymore
The protagonist is too cowardly and cowardly. He, Li Shimin, is in Niubi. You still have a gun. You should write and hand over the gun.
Joke. . . . . . . . . . . . .
The protagonist looks like a dog