Everyone's Cultivating Immortality, So Why Are You Using a Mech Gatling Gun?

[Fantasy with a twist, a built-in intelligent System, humorous everyday life, cybernetic ascension] “Nascent Soul? How many bullets can you take?” A full-sized, pitch-black Gatling gun stands before him. Rat-a-tat-tat... “You brat... using... hidden weapons...” “Times have changed, old man!” “Wise One! Analyze this place.” “...Beginning initial analysis. Conducting in-depth scan.” What? I have no spiritual roots and can't cultivate? No problem! Powered exoskeleton armor that automatically absorbs spiritual energy! On sale now! Why bother with a spiritual sword when an AK is so much better? You dare attack me? Some mighty Nascent Soul expert, huh? How many bullets can you take? Years later... “Hello, everyone! I'm the patriarch of the Nine Nether Sacred Land! In our last PK, we actually lost to the newly risen fairy streamer from the sacred land next door! This time, we're going to win it back!” Even the disciples of a minor sect watch the screen as a dancing fairy appears on their phones, drooling all over the floor. “Wow, without this thing, how would someone like me ever get to see a fairy dance?” I have to send her a gift! One hundred low-grade spirit stones! Payment received! On the other side of the phone screen, the fairy hears the notification and smiles. Use spirit stones as fuel to build cell towers for the cultivation world. Memory stones? Turn them into livestreaming equipment! The Heavenly Dao: Hey, man? Why does it feel like you're using my spiritual energy? “Patriarch, please stop sending gifts! You're almost out of the sect's spirit stones!” “Disaster! Lin Zhou! The patriarch of the sect next door is attacking us!” “What! Someone, bring out my eighty-meter Heaven-Splitting model!” The Dao Integration patriarch stares at the towering mecha giant before him, his hand trembling around his magic treasure... I, Lin Zhou, will ascend through cybernetics!