Everyone else delivers food for five-star reviews, but Qin Feng has to save the world! A stab to the heart activates a ridiculous System: bad reviews make him dance to “Jile Jingtu,” while five stars earn him X-ray vision. A cold CEO forces me to cultivate dual techniques with her to heal her injuries, an adorable fox spirit treats me like a human space heater, and a thousand-year-old sword spirit insists I'm her husband. By day, I deliver milk tea; by night, I deliver wedding offerings to the dead. My Meituan uniform transforms into qilin armor, and I refine immortal pills in my insulated delivery box. My nine senior mistresses are all deadly, but the deadliest thing of all is that they say they'll team up to give me bad reviews once I ascend!
