Every Cultivation Technique I Fuse Is Evil, Evil in the Wicked Sense

(Fantasy, wild ideas, System, lighthearted comedy, unconventional cultivation)

Lu Ming transmigrates to the cultivation world and gets a cultivation technique fusion System. He thinks he’s about to take off, but every technique it fuses turns out to be more bizarre than the last!

"Azure Wood Breathing Technique" + "Ancient Wood Breathing Technique" = "Jade Maiden Sunflower Breathing Technique"!

Side effect: Every time you break through a level, your “innate yang” shrinks by three inches!

Lu Ming: “??? How is this cultivation? It’s a guide to becoming a eunuch!”

To save his own skin, he changes his name overnight, blames it on True Immortal Taiyin, and thoughtfully adds a warning: Men must not practice this. Do so at your own risk!

But mishap after mishap follows, and the technique spreads far and wide, bringing disaster to both the righteous and the wicked.

Lu Ming wipes cold sweat from his brow. “Don’t panic. I’ll go hang out with Junior Sister for a few days first, then deal with it...”

Several days later, Junior Sister falls victim too.

(A friendly reminder: Read the "Disclaimer" carefully before cultivation. We accept no responsibility for any six-pack abs caused by laughter!)