So What If You're a Ghost God? Believe Me, I'll Call Your Parents!

This world has gone completely mad. Everyone has become a lunatic.

Everyone, that is, except me, Li Jia. Li as in the character for wood and plum, Jia as in a random nobody.

As a qualified quack with a heart of black, how could I possibly be insane?

I'm just having way too much fun!

In his previous life, Li Jia was an orphan. In this world, he has a happy family, an adorable younger sister, a gentle mother, and a taciturn father.

Li Jia took out a family photo. In it was a terrifying girl covered in stitches, a gentle woman in a white coat with several arms, and a faceless man in a suit. But... he himself was nowhere to be seen!

"Hey, gorgeous, does your boyfriend like working on his grip strength?"

"Of course not! I'm still an innocent maiden. How could I have a boyfriend?" The beauty protested, her eyes darting away.

Li Jia sighed and said, "Then there's a good chance you have cancer. Come on, let me examine you..."

Many years later, Li Jia stood above all the gods, gazing down at the deities he had defeated, and spoke slowly.

"Now that you've seen the true god, why don't you bow?"