We Chosen Prodigies Get Beaten Up Every Day

[Ensemble cast + cultivation + comedy + absurdity + romance; the heroine's pairing won't appear early and will only exist in the blurb at first]

[So far, there's only one official couple. It's unclear whether another will be added, but there should only be one by the end.]

The heavens aren't vast, but they can create myths.

Song Jiangqing is the personal disciple of Qinglan Sword Venerable, who cultivates the Way of Slaughter. Her greatest wish in life is to lie flat as soon as possible and live off her sect's meager stipend. Unfortunately, her master won't let her slack off, so she has no choice but to pack up and head down the mountain.

She plans to eat, drink, and sightsee along the way, but someone is causing trouble every day. Fine, then: when injustice is in sight, raise a shout; when action is needed, step in.

But what is it with the disciples of these major sects? Each one is stranger than the last.

Is the aloof, emotionless sword cultivator actually a great actor?

Is the alchemy sect's genius a sharp-tongued, vicious madman?

Does the refined fairy-like senior sister always want to ascend to the heavens?

What secrets lie in the past of the beloved saber cultivator?

Is the legendary genius who cultivates both talismans and formations actually a walking money dispenser?

A sword cultivator who believes digging is the path to enlightenment, with a very strange way of thinking.

An alchemy cultivator who looks cool and aloof but is actually a goofball, constantly worrying about running low on milk.

Is the shut-in diviner who never leaves home actually the true number-one beauty among the seven great sects?

More eccentric geniuses await your discovery! o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o

Song Jiangqing isn't afraid of anything. Since everything's already a big mess, she might as well drink it while it's hot.