The System Forces Me to Milk Jin Yong's Heroes

Core Premise

The Heavenly Secrets Jade Tablet shatters, causing the worlds of Jin Yong's fourteen novels to overlap and form the chaotic Heavenly Secrets Continent. The Northern Song Beggars' Sect and the Southern Song army at Xiangyang join forces against the Mongols; the Ming Cult and the Sun Moon Holy Cult contend for supremacy in the martial world; and Wei Xiaobao uses modern business tactics to monopolize the intelligence network. Martial arts are combined with a System: moves for the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms must be unlocked by scanning a code, while a System bug turns the Lingbo Weibu into the "Social Dance Shuffle," granting +50% evasion but an outrageous level of embarrassment.

Protagonist and Main Plot

Jiang Lin, a modern graduate student of history, accidentally transmigrates to the Heavenly Secrets Continent and binds himself to the Heavenly Secrets System. Its abilities include:

Martial Arts Simulator: Replicates an opponent's moves, but frequently glitches. For instance, copying the Dog-Beating Staff Technique turns it into the Cat-Beating Staff Technique, which is especially effective against Huang Rong's pet cat, A Ju.

Fortune Plunder: Changing the fates of characters from the original novels earns him bizarre items. Saving Xiaolongnu gets him a "Jade Maiden Anti-Wolf Alarm," while stopping Yang Kang from turning evil earns him a copy of "Yang Kang's Postpartum Care Manual."

Main Quest: Repair the rifts in space and time and stop the mastermind, the Heavenly Secrets Elder, Fan Li from The Sword of the Yue Maiden, from manipulating the bosses of various eras into forming the "Alliance of Time and Space." Jiang Lin must collect the martial arts manuals from all fourteen novels and join forces with Jin Yong's heroes to thwart the conspiracy.

Highlight Scenes

Reimagined iconic scenes from across time and space:

The Breakout from Juxian Manor 2.0: Jiang Lin uses the System to project a "bullet-screen shield." Messages like "Chief Qiao, marry me!" and "Bald monk, surrender already!" float above the crowd, disrupting the enemy's concentration. A Zi takes the opportunity to scatter "Pride and Prejudice Itch Powder," making the Shaolin monks perform a mechanical dance in front of everyone.