Dad, the Grass on Your Grave Is Three Feet Tall

[1V1] [Both Pure] [Transmigration and Rebirth]+ [Fake Eunuch, Treacherous Minister]+ [Strong Hero and Heroine]+ [The Hero’s Long Road to Winning Her Back]+ [Mischievous Kid]

Ji Wuyu woke up one day to find herself in an intimate situation. Her mind short-circuited, and she thought it was all a dream. Then, well... things got a little bumpy.

Six years later, the child conceived during that bumpy encounter won a prize. Right under Ji Wuyu’s nose, he left a note and ran away, boldly declaring that he was going to find himself a new dad!

Ji Niuniu (full name Ji Chenghuan): As for Lu Feibai, this candidate dad is handsome and great at studying, but... well... he has no money (｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)

As for Zisang Chuyao, he’s great! He’s tall, skilled in martial arts, and has loads and loads of money, but... he’s a eunuch (๑‾᷆д‾᷇๑)

Ji Niuniu is devastated~

When Ji Wuyu saw her darling boy again, he was curled up in the arms of the terrifying eunuch and treacherous minister known as the Ninth Thousand Years, sleeping sprawled out with drool running down his chin...

Ji Wuyu: ...That’s not my kid. I don’t know him!

Word had it that the Ninth Thousand Years, who killed without blinking, had recently acquired a child. Nobody knew where he’d picked the little one up, but the child was adorable and completely unafraid of the murderous fiend.

People speculated: Could the treacherous eunuch be hoping to leave himself an heir to care for him in his old age? The first time they met, the Ninth Thousand Years had held a knife to Ji Wuyu’s throat and said coldly, “If you dare try anything, those beautiful eyes of yours may not live to see the sun tomorrow!” Later, he cradled his own son and pleaded pitifully, “I’ve got nowhere else to go~”