Top wage slave Shen Qingli worked herself to death from overtime, then scored a hell-level bonus round: she transmigrated into an old-school palace-intrigue novel as the wicked consort!
The original owner was diligently following the path to her own doom, with a cup of poisoned wine waiting for her at the end.
Reading the plot, Shen Qingli cried out from the depths of her soul: “I’m tired. Let it all burn! You can keep this so-called blessing, if you want it so badly!”
The System wanted her to fight for favor in the harem?
“Beginner mission: slap Consort Li!”
Shen Qingli promptly lay flat. “What’s the penalty for failing?”
The System: “Having a boulder smashed on your chest!”
She immediately flopped down on a stone slab. “Go ahead and hit me! Don’t keep me from lying here!”
The passing Emperor Xiao Xuanjing: “???”
From then on, the whole harem went completely off the rails:
While everyone else fought for the emperor’s favor, she ate. The imperial kitchen was her happy place, and spicy hot pot with milk tea was the true meaning of life!
While others schemed against her, she pretended to slip, got pastries smeared in her face, and tossed pomelos with her eyes closed at assassins... Her passive skill, “Catch Any Blade Bare-Handed, Every Time,” activated, producing one hilarious scene after another!
While everyone else tried to win the emperor’s attention, she played hide-and-seek. When summoned to the emperor’s bedchamber, she put on a sleep mask and dozed off in seconds!
, A very good short article, the male and female protagonists are well set