The Little Junior Sister Is Wild, Unhinged, and Utterly Arrogant

[A hilarious, absurd comedy + no romance + a touch of brain-teasing + unconventional + secret identities] Zhu Ran, a modern college student, is accidentally killed by a falling door panel and transmigrates to the cultivation world. Before she can marvel at how she’s finally caught up with the trend, memories of her previous life appear in her mind. So it wasn’t transmigration after all, but a native returning home. Since her last life ended in such a miserably unfair way, Zhu Ran decides to take this life one step at a time. If all else fails, she’ll just die along the way. But fate has other plans: a hidden hand keeps nudging her toward a predetermined outcome. Zhu Ran uses Pan Zhou Dan-style footwork to dodge it with ease. What, my fate is yours to decide, not heaven’s? Poor Zhu Ran can’t even manage to give up, and she can’t sleep her troubles away either, so she has no choice but to launch a grand turtle-catching campaign in the cultivation world. Such a tiny, sneaky hand is laughable, truly laughable~ The gap in strength is too vast? Zhu Ran says, “So what? If I can’t win, I’ll just kill myself.” Then she secretly changes the key events and casually saddles her fellow disciples with the blame, black or white, rescuing them all into a happy life... (This synopsis only covers part of the story and isn’t complete. Some details may also be slightly off. I’ll have to finish writing it before I can sum it up accurately (๑˙ー˙๑))