Unemployed college student Yao Yao is working at a Taoist temple when her hand slips and she sticks up a summon-god talisman instead of an exorcism talisman. A hot-tempered Nezha comes crashing down from the sky. The roof repairs cost three million, so even a god has to work to pay off his debt!
He orders takeout using his Fire-Tipped Spear, hangs lace underwear out to dry on his Red Armillary Sash, and announces their “child bride” relationship on social media, drawing the attention of the entire Heavenly Court... Yao Yao cries out in dismay, “Are you a god or a husky?!”
But before the debt is paid, even more “creditors” come knocking. Ao Xiaoyu, the Dragon Palace princess who slept beneath the sea for a thousand years, wakes up to become “the internet’s oldest loli.” Holding a marriage contract, she demands that Nezha “take responsibility for the dragon.” The Three-Sanctified Mother, Yang Chan, has been corrupted by the Black Lotus. As she uses the Lotus Lantern to stitch up his wounds, she delivers a cutting remark: “Where’s that ruthless spirit you had when you cut your own bones to repay your father? What a weakling!” And that’s not to mention the immortal world’s trending topics, which are always dancing on the edge of public humiliation: #NezhaGrillsSkewersWithHisWindFireWheels #SeaGodOfWarTimeManagement #OneHundredWaysToEatBlackLotus...
When a dark doppelganger, pressure to marry from the Immortal Realm, and the demolition bureau of the Three Realms all come knocking at once, Nezha carries Yao Yao under one arm, grabs Ao Xiaoyu with the other, and has the coldly sneering Yang Chan clinging to his back. “Too many wives will slow down my draw? Bullshit! This is what it means to be a family: we take down the Heavenly Dao together!”
[Reader’s Guide] ◆ Ridiculous xianxia + a multi-heroine love triangle, where everyone’s a comedian. Laugh until you split your sides. ◆ Modern-day references: livestream sales / square-dance battles / social media humiliation. ◆ Hidden clues and gut punches: the truth behind the Black Lotus’s consumption, Yang Chan’s life-and-death contract, and Nezha’s thousand-year-old inner demon. ◆ The ending is HE, but the author planted eight hundred sequel landmines in the final chapter (runs away with a pot lid over their head).
