My Missions Make Me a Saint, but I’m a Deadbeat in the Mortal Realm

"On the first day after binding to the Mortal Sage Path System, Song Wuzhou stared at the quest panel and grimaced. Educate a hundred mortals? He felt the three copper coins left in his pocket, then set up a storytelling tea stall by the city gate. 'Today's stories are about the ridiculous antics of cultivators!' A cup of tea cost one coin. When the mortals listening slapped their thighs with laughter, the System notification rang out: Quest progress +30%?

His improved pill recipe was rejected for being too bitter?

He sprinkled a handful of sugar into the pill furnace, and the bitter Foundation Establishment Pills instantly became sweet cakes. Mortals lined up to grab them: 'Ten more!'

A genius cultivator from the True Path Alliance blocked his door, ready to beat him up?

The System's punishment suddenly triggered. Song Wuzhou planted his hands on his hips and yelled back in dialect: 'What d'you think you're doing? Watch me show off my three-day duck walk. If you can still hit me, then you're good!'

From a slick rogue cultivator selling talismans at a street stall to the 'Sage of Reform' who overturned the old order of the cultivation world, Song Wuzhou rubbed his round belly, having just gained three pounds for failing a quest. 'Become a sage? Let's figure out how to handle this System first!'"

"The most miserable rogue cultivator in the Xuanzhou Realm, Song Wuzhou, bound himself to a picky System: 'Push for reforms in the cultivation world, or gain three pounds!' He did the math. This is right up my alley!

Educate mortals?