"Your current merit balance: -99999, you need to contribute 3000 points this month, otherwise your life span will be reduced by 30 days."
The Jiang family has guarded the ruined temple in Cangyun Mountain for generations, but they cannot escape the curse of "die at the age of thirty."
As the last generation of temple guardians, Jiang Xuan lived by tricking tourists into drawing lots and telling fortunes. Seeing that his thirties were approaching, he didn't even bother to touch up the paint on the Sanqing statue - until late one night, the female ghost's red embroidered shoes kicked open the temple door.
"Ding! The Tianshi charging system has been activated!"
Merit can buy lives. ——Burning incense on the ancestral tablets can extend your life; saving the souls of the dead and accumulating yin virtues can redeem magic weapons; deceiving the living to believe in cause and effect? Sorry, merit deduction for false propaganda!
But Jiang Xuan is just a half-assed master!
When a hundred-year-old ghost blocked the temple door and demanded his life, he shivered and took out a stack of yellow paper: "Sister, I want to give you an exorcism talisman for 5888 merits. Do you want to apply for a card?"
When the Xuanmen boss mocked him for not even being able to hold a compass, he threw out the system mall with his backhand: "30% off the thunder method experience coupon, fellow Taoist, do you want to buy it together?"
Until one day, the underworld account was suddenly overdrawn——
Black and White Wuchang carried the POS machine and sneered: "Master Jiang, it's time to pay back the interest on the merit loan of your eighteen generations of ancestors."
Netizens commented:
"While others are catching ghosts, he is engaged in online loans. There are double thunderstorms between the underworld and the sun. Isn't this temple a scam den?!"
"It's so funny, he used Meituan vouchers to save hungry ghosts, and the ghosts complained to the Palace of Hell!"
