As the wedding reached the ring exchange, a high-definition video of me being kidnapped and assaulted suddenly appeared on the ballroom's giant screen.
My fiancé called off the wedding on the spot, then turned around and slipped the ring onto my best friend's finger.
Amid everyone's insults and curses, I collapsed on the red carpet.
My best friend's older brother, a crime boss, caught me. The sound of gunfire silenced the crowd. He had ten boxes of gold carried in as the bride price, then proposed to me in front of everyone.