Heaven’s Chosen Salted Fish System

When a transmigrator meets a lie-flat System, the cultivation world's grind culture gets hit by an earth-shattering disaster!

Lin Yi transmigrates into the good-for-nothing young master of a cultivation clan, still seething over dying suddenly after an all-nighter, and binds himself to the oddly named [A Wise Man Knows When to Back Down System]. When others get dumped, he offers tea. When masters duel, he throws money around. When the Demon Lord appears, he applauds. As long as he gives in fast enough, the System keeps the rewards coming!

Others leap off cliffs and find secret manuals. He digs up his ancestor's three-hundred-year-old A Diary of Staying Alive.

The young prodigies fight tooth and nail over divine weapons. Thanks to the System's rewards, he lies back and collects tolls with a "Scam Victim Talisman."

While the entire cultivation world hunts down the reincarnated Demon Lord, he's tutoring the Demon Lord in Criminal Law to get his sentence reduced.