The Revival of All Laws: I Bestow Titles on the Gods of Earth

Li Wushuang, a 996 overworked office drone, somehow got his hands on the authority of the Creator God for free. Now he loads mythological DLC onto Earth with his left hand and plays a real-life version of Civilization VI in another world with his right. While watching cultivators deliver packages on flying swords and paladins exorcise demons with LED signs reading "Evil Spirits, Begone," Li Wushuang is mass-producing mech angels who know Wing Chun in his divine kingdom. Faced with the gods and demons of countless worlds bearing down on him, Li Wushuang picked his nose.

"Here, you can call me a shameless thief. I won't hold it against you. But on Earth, what are you supposed to call me?"

"And to the Supreme God I replaced: when you're hunting me down, could you at least update your antivirus software first? You're not even making me feel a thing."