"Cultivation? No, we're here to set the immortal sects straight!"
Other people cultivate: Fly on swords, exude an immortal aura.
We cultivate: Eat! Cause trouble! Wreck the place!
Huang Xinru, sickly but full of mischief, leads her "troublemaker squad" on a daring raid into the immortal sects:
Peng Ziyu, with MAX-level appetite (a food-loving immortal, stomach capacity = black hole, lifelong nemesis of the sect cafeteria)
Sun Jiayu, plagued by bad luck (the unluckiest of the unlucky, spatial ability = giant leaky sieve, put a treasure in = it randomly disappears)
Hanyu, a violent little girl (a Chaos ferocious beast, her daily catchphrase: "Believe me or not, I'll kill you and stew you")
Shuangyue, the scheming strategist (professional house-wrecker, forbidden grounds of the immortal sect? That's my backyard!)
Dong Shuhe, her directionally challenged fiance (a handsome swordsman who really is handsome, and really can't find his way)
They eat and drink, bicker and scrap their way along, turning the path of cultivation into an "Immortal Realm Adventure"!
[Hilarious Highlights]
✔ Cafeteria Domination: They eat the immortal sect's cafeteria out of house and home with the "sneak-the-spoons strategy," prompting a collective protest from the senior disciples!
✔ Talent Assessment: Their bizarre dance shocks the elders, and from then on, the immortal sect gains a whole group of "Sparkling Leading Ladies"!
✔ Heart-Demon Illusion: While everyone else wallows in anguish, they blow up fishponds and demolish secret chambers, driving the elders to despair!
But then...
When the Yellow-Robed Old Monster's scheme comes to light, and the senior sisters' "care" turns into a laxative-and-parasite combo meal, these "problem children" finally realize that the cultivation world's waters run deeper than Peng Ziyu's stomach...
★ "We're going to cultivate the wildest immortality and fight the most satisfying battles!"
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(Immortal Sect: Is it still too late to return them???)
