Sacrificed from the start? I Summoned the Red Moon
I woke up being hoisted onto an evil altar. The black-robed priest cried out in delight, “We welcome the arrival of the Old One!” The believers below the altar prostrated themselves in a frenzy, waiting for me to bestow my blessing. I silently pulled the Nokia from my pocket and lit up its screen. In the dead silence that followed, the satellite phone suddenly rang. I answered, and a cold voice on the other end commanded:
“Temporal anomaly confirmed. Operative No. 739, immediately eliminate the ‘source of contamination’ in your world...”
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