Being sacrificed at the start? I summon the red moon with my backhand
When I woke up, I was being put on the altar of evil. The black-robed priest shouted ecstatically: "Welcome the Lord of the Old Ones to come!" The believers under the altar knelt crazily, waiting for my blessings. And I silently took out the Nokia from my trouser pocket and turned on the screen. At that moment of complete silence, the satellite phone suddenly rang. I pressed the answer button, and received a cold command from the other end of the phone: "Confirmation of time and space anomaly, executor number 739, immediately remove the 'source of pollution' in your world——"
Personally don't like it