Detective Conan: Wait, Who Said the Detective's Wife Was a Ghost?

Expected pairing:

[Reluctant dad] [Decent young man] Shinichi Kudo

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[Who are you calling a ghost?] [Creeping through the dark] Ringo Kamisaki

Original female protagonist. She’s known Shinichi since childhood, and her appearance is based on the cover (a character I made on a phone app. If yours looks the same, you’ve got great taste);

Breaking up Detective Conan’s canon pairings (I mean, it’s fanfiction, so who still wants to stick to Gosho’s stale leftovers? Little Apple, go date thirty or fifty handsome guys to your heart’s content (×

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Little Apple: You and Ran are the people I love most. You’re my electricity, my light, my one and only legend. Whoever makes you cry, I’ll tear down their whole heaven!

Her dad, Shinichi: So that’s why you won’t let me into the kitchen after I got my stitches out, and why you served me a bowl of teriyaki apple-sauce braised chocolate bullfrog that nearly sent

me to heaven?

Little Apple grins wickedly: Don’t worry, I checked. The best thing to go with fish is Chinese pickled cabbage! (pulls out a bag of pickled bamboo shoots and river-snail rice noodles)

Shinichi Kudo calmly shakes Ran Mouri awake: Stop drinking the soup. Call an ambulance

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#Orphanage disappearance case: girl miraculously survives

#Orphanage fire case: girl lives by a fluke

#Chemical plant poisoning case: young woman mysteriously unharmed by the poison

#Cult members’ mass self-immolation case: girl may be a key witness

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Murderer: ??? Help, Officer! The ghost is back!

Female lead: (launches into a string of curses)