When madness becomes the price of survival, would you rather die of embarrassment or die for real?
After being struck by lightning, delivery rider Jiang Wuwang is forced to bind himself to the Heavenly Dao Bug System.
Every day, he must perform an outrageously mortifying act of madness to extend his life by 24 hours.
Flirting with a frosty policewoman in public, dancing the viral "Subject Three" at a crime scene, livestreaming himself swallowing evil spirits' crystals...
Every time he loses it, he tears away another layer of this world's absurd truth:
Cultivators use talismans to trade stocks, and tribulation zones have become municipal development sites;
agents from the Spirit Affairs Bureau pretend to be programmers, while a sword cultivator turns out to be an otome game addict;
and the electric bike he uses for deliveries is awakening into a Chaos Artifact capable of devouring heaven and earth.
With the countdown hanging over his head, madness is salvation.
The gears of the Heavenly Dao's reset have begun to turn. In 299 days, everything will be formatted.
Only Jiang Wuwang, this "glitch," can hear the System whispering at midnight:
"Daddy, eat the moon, and you can save..."
This world is sick, and madness is the only vaccine.
Watch a delivery rider use Meituan's order system to crack an ancient killing formation,
use square-dance hits to lay thousand-year-old vengeful spirits to rest, and force the Heavenly Dao's avatar to play Sheep a Sheep on livestream...
When cultivation civilization collides with cyberpunk madness, the most unserious man is about to uncover the cruelest truth.