The Apocalypse Is Here. Did She Make You Lick Her?

[Ding! The End Times Simp System has activated]

Blood-red text suddenly bursts across his vision:

[Main Quest 1: Lick Su Li’s high heels clean within ten minutes (0/1)]

[Reward: Zombie Immunity buff (24 hours)]

[Penalty: Permanent implantation of humiliating memories (including, but not limited to, footage of you wetting the bed in elementary school being pushed across the entire internet)]