Chen Mo has two creeds in life:
1. The negative review rate must be less than 5%, otherwise you won't be able to afford instant noodles next month.
2. When encountering a pretentious offender, tolerate it if you can - unless you can't.
But when he delivered spicy crayfish to the son of the richest man in Jianghai City and was thrown off the 68th floor rooftop along with the takeout, these two creeds were shattered more thoroughly than his second-hand eDonkey.
Good news: He is not dead, and has become the successor of the ancient immortal talisman. From then on, his spiritual power is used as WIFI, and the talisman is used as a QR code scan.
Bad news: There is a poisonous spirit wearing SpongeBob SquarePants' pants living in the fairy talisman. He taunts him every day: "I can fly with a sword at a speed, are you taking the fairy world driver's license test?"
As a result, Jianghai City gained a cultivator with a unique painting style——
During the day, he works as a humble worker, using dust-purifying techniques to help the landlord mop the floor to pay the rent, and using an alchemy furnace to make coffee for the female CEO.
At night, he is the irritable savior, chasing monsters on electric donkeys, and speaking cruel words to the evil spirits outside the world: "I'll take this order, and I'll give you a reincarnation for nine dollars and nine dollars free shipping!"
Until one day, he discovered:
The school beauty's deskmate's necklace can summon ancient artifacts;
The bloodline of the cold and charming policewoman is designed to defeat the Nine Netherworld monsters;
Even the landlord, who always thought he was poor, actually planted a pot of fairyland peaches on the balcony...
Chen Mo: "What about the promise that there will be no myths in the city? I am the only real mortal in the whole earth who co-wrote it?"
The takeaway may be late, but the law of true fragrance in the world of cultivation will never be absent!
