The Lazy Immortal Venerable Is Still Pretending to Be a Good-for-Nothing Today

[After a laid-back office worker transmigrates into the cultivation world, he discovers that slacking off is the ultimate survival strategy]

Programmer Lin Mian worked himself to death from overtime in his previous life. Now reborn as the good-for-nothing junior disciple of the declining Guixu Sect, he binds himself to the "Anti-Grind System" and is stunned to discover:

The harder you cultivate, the sooner you die.

The more you lie around, the faster your cultivation rises.

Every time someone calls you "useless," you automatically receive a Heaven-tier technique.

While the entire cultivation world is frantically competing for ascension slots, he sets up a barbecue grill at the sect's entrance: "Miss Immortal, premium spirit-beast skewers are three spirit stones each. What? You say my Dao heart is weak? But I'm already at the Void Refining stage!"