Douluo Dalu: I, Tang San, Wipe Out the Gods with My Arsenal

[Ding! Star Destroyer fully charged. Asura God coordinates locked.]

After transmigrating as Tang San, awakened to Blue Silver Grass, I crushed the Trash Martial Soul with my bare hands and activated the Doomsday Arsenal in my brain.

While Yu Xiaogang was still boasting that "there are no useless Martial Souls"

I pulled out a Barrett and blew up his Luo Sanpao with one shot. "Times have changed, Master!"

[Kill Tang Hao to obtain a Dongfeng-41 missile silo]

[Beat up Xiao Wu to get nan armor schematics]

[Blow up Sea God Island to earn a stellar orbital cannon]

Bibi Dong tapped on my window late at night. "Could you use that... rocket launcher of yours to help your teacher clear her meridians?"

Qian Renxue straddled the tank barrel. "I'll give you my divine throne. How about letting me be your loader?"

Bo Saixi clutched a crate of nuclear warheads, panting. "So this is... the Sea God Trident Plus you were talking about?"

When the gods' council decided to erase me, the anomaly

Asura God stared at the mushroom clouds blanketing the Divine Realm and fell silent.

"He says nuclear weapons are the ultimate divine skill?"

Tang San? That was just my cover identity!

From this day on, I rewrite the rules of Douluo Dalu:

Wherever the sun and moon shine, it is within firing range!