After working herself to death from staying up all night, office worker Asiluo opens her eyes to find she has become Robin's older brother during the Ohara Incident.
Armed with a bizarre System that lets him upgrade his Three Types of Haki by doing push-ups, and burdened with an eight-year-old "Devil Child" who can use the Flower-Flower Fruit to shred Marines' underwear, he swallows a Mythical Zoan Fruit covered in spiraling golden patterns, then gets blasted into the Grand Line by Akainu's magma fist.
"The elements went berserk and burned down the ship? Don't panic! We can still roast squid with Armament Haki!"
"My Observation Haki prediction was off and I crashed into the Empress's bathhouse? It was a necessary tactical sacrifice!"
When the Straw Hat Pirates see this first mate, who can knock out Sea Kings with Conqueror's Haki but keeps singeing his own hair with fireballs he spits out, Luffy grins and laughs. "This guy's adventure is even more fun than meat!"
Yet the dimmed [Devil Fruit Awakening] button always hangs over his status screen:
To unlock the true power of the Chaos Qilin, he must cross seven islands with extreme climates, gulp down magma, drink deep of thunderstorms, and carve an eight-hundred-meter ice sculpture of Robin in the clouds of Sky Island. Until one day, he flips over the banquet table at Mary Geoise and pins Imu, teacup in hand, into a corner. "The Poneglyph says you're still missing a butler who can use elemental magic?"
