After Transmigrating Into a Book, I Became a Happy Foe with My Sickly Nemesis

[Golden finger transmigrate into a book + absurd antics + System + hilarious bickering couple + winning over the villain]

Qi Ruge, an utterly ordinary shut-in, is so absorbed in a melodramatic novel that she can't tear herself away. Then the internet suddenly goes down, and she jolts in surprise: she's transmigrated into the book!

Even more ridiculous, when she opens her eyes, she's lying right next to the male lead.

Qi Ruge: ??? What kind of hellish start is this?!

Without a word, she jumps up and runs, but her legs go weak. She had almost gotten away, only to end up in bed with the villain by sheer coincidence! And then she ran off!

From then on, Qi Ruge's days are filled with absurd, unhinged antics.

The villain sneers: "You think you can sleep with me and then run away? Do you really think you can escape?"

Qi Ruge: "Big brother, it was a misunderstanding! I just... slipped!"

And so begins a hilarious, chaotic game of cat and mouse!

[Warning: This story is action-packed from start to finish and will make your stomach hurt from laughing. The villain is dangerously irresistible, and the heroine's thought process is out of this world. Enter at your own risk!]