After a bolt of lightning struck office drone Gao Ge, he unexpectedly awakened the "Yellow Court Classic 7.0 System" and began a fantastical journey across planes. In the real world, his employee badge became a jade tablet, the printer turned into an alchemy furnace, and he grasped the "Art of Slacking Off" in the break room, triggering quantum cultivation.
Then he transmigrated to the primordial world, handling Gonggong's illegal construction and witnessing Nuwa 3D-printing a patch for the sky. In the underworld, he encountered a cyber-Yama's court and a malfunctioning vending machine for Meng Po's Soup. He joined Immortal Realm 101, used the Yellow Emperor's Inner Canon to write a rap battle against cyber zombies, and traveled through different dynasties to correct history, teaching Li Bai and helping Su Shi.
To unlock the "Lie Flat and Ascend Technique," Gao Ge delivered takeout throughout the myriad heavens, triggering bizarre incidents like a luosifen noodle soup bloodbath and an unlicensed shared Qilin joyride. He became the director of a metaverse zoo for creatures of the Classic of Mountains and Seas, dealing with livestreaming Taotie and Jingwei's outsourced sea-filling work. He livestreamed sales from the Heavenly Court, encountering mishaps like the Jade Emperor spending a fortune in-game and a blind-box disaster involving Meng Po's Soup.
After that, he became the class representative for history, repairing broken timelines, developing an anti-fraud app for the Immortal Realm, promoting interplane waste sorting, and opening exam-prep classes for the myriad heavens. He was swept up in a series of bizarre adventures, including an interplane square-dancing championship, the Three Realms Sports Meet, and a murder-mystery game spanning multiple planes.
When he finally faced the System's ultimate evaluation, Gao Ge used the Dao De Jing to explain "the second cup of milk tea is half price," navigating a room full of competing interests during his defense. This novel is full of wild ideas, blending cyber cultivation with traditional culture and throwing together elements from across time and cultures to create a fantastical world brimming with humor and surprises. It's a laugh-out-loud, impossible-to-put-down read.
This is a highly creative and humorous work that cleverly combines cyberpunk with traditional culture to build an imaginative multiverse. Through the perspective of the social animal Hao Ge, the book shows a fantasy adventure from prehistoric times to modern times, from the underworld to the heaven. Each volume is full of hilarious famous scenes and imaginative settings. The author not only incorporates classic cultural elements such as "Zhuangzi" and "Huangdi Neijing", but also gives new vitality to traditional myths through modern technologies such as VR and AI. The whole work is fast-paced and full of laughs. It is both a satire on reality and a tribute to traditional culture. It can be called an encyclopedia of "Cyber Cultivation". Whether you are a reader who likes immortality themes or modern comedy, you can find fun in this book.
This book is simply a nuclear bomb of joy in the online literary world! The protagonist has a strange style of painting and travels through various strange worlds. While others are cultivating immortals and demons, he is crazily accumulating electronic merit. In the world of Xianxia, you can give barrage likes to the swordsman boss, and in the world of martial arts, you can give the hero three consecutive hits with one click. The laughter is endless. The author is very imaginative and breaks the conventional settings, making the practice of meritorious deeds trendy and absurd, making people unable to stop reading. It is highly recommended to book lovers who want to have fun!
When I first read the title of this book, the novel combination of "All Heavens and Worlds" and "Electronic Merits" caught my eye. The protagonist explores the multiverse with modern technological thinking, injecting a different kind of vitality into the traditional fantasy theme of immortality. The opening chapter is captivating with its humorous writing style. The protagonist accidentally triggers strange system tasks, such as catching monsters live on his mobile phone in the world of Xianxia, and the barrage interactive jokes are endless. The author cleverly combines ancient and modern elements, and the ancient people's ignorant reaction to modern electronic products adds a relaxed and daily atmosphere to the exciting cross-dimensional adventure. In the midst of passionate fights and competition for power, the protagonist relies on his "electronic virtues" to deal with wits. This contrasting cuteness makes the story full of tears. It is a joyful masterpiece that is worth following up and decompressing. This book looks really enjoyable, but the chapters are a bit short. I look forward to updating it soon.