I Wholesale Candied Haws in the Cultivation World

[I may be practicing fake immortality] When others wield swords, I ride a broom, when others make elixirs, I boil syrup, and when monsters see me, they call for dinner, but—— Who says you can't use icing sugar these days? --- Fang Xiaohuai may be the most unlucky time traveler in the world of cultivation. In a world where monsters are rampant, he successfully unlocked the physique of the bad luck star [wherever he goes, he will collapse]: he helped the old lady trigger the ancient killing array, dug up the grave to pick up the evil bell and identified its owner, and even tested the spiritual power to blow up the spiritual stone into fireworks. When Xuanxiao Division's law enforcement officer Mu Zhaoxue put his sword on his neck, he was being chased by three crack-toothed badgers and chewing on his trousers - and all of this was because of the poisonous tongue weapon spirit that relied on his Dantian to eat melon seeds. "Congratulations, you have become the 999th scapegoat." Said the weapon spirit who looked like a boy in red. Thus, the most outrageous god-killing combination in history was born: - An unlucky candied haws seller (weapon: heirloom maltose) - Senior Sister Bingshan who was tortured by the heart-eating poison (unique trick: freeze the enemy with her beauty) - An ancient divine halberd whose main body is a broom (hobby: making cesspool waste into a killing weapon) What they want to fight against are the sweet lies of the entire world of immortality. When the Blood Moon Festival behind the riot of monsters and beasts emerged, when the upright elders of the noble family wrapped the carrion with sugar, and when the truth about the Goddess of Misfortune who killed the gods with sugar frost three hundred years ago was buried - Fang Xiaohuai glimpsed the most absurd truth at the end of the line of cause and effect: It turns out that the best weapon to save the common people is to make the world believe that sweetness can relieve pain.