One day, a bug appeared in the worlds of the angst novels written by Wang Danei, master of tearjerkers, and every heroine awakened! They stopped being pathetic simps, automatically dodged the angsty parts, started breaking character, and began slacking off!
The male leads also started changing. They stopped being jerks and became devoted boyfriends and husbands, spoiling the heroines rotten!
Angst novels turned into sweet romances, and the unfaithful men had apparently been in love all along?
So what does any of this have to do with Wang Danei?
Because, as luck would have it, she transmigrated into the System of her own angsty novels. And if she wants to return to the life she worked so hard to build, she can't let the story's angst disappear!
Even if she has to stop being human, she'll go against her conscience and make sure the angst continues to the bitter end!
But can someone tell her why every heroine she wrote is so ridiculously talented?
Bonus scene: The Heroines' Tea Party
Wang Danei: Come on, girls, tell me how you all went off the rails. (Thinking: Maybe I can still salvage the plot!)
Heroine 1: In the original story, no matter how hard I fought to be number one, I was ignored and never favored. Even when the male lead liked me, he had ulterior motives. But I'm the heroine, so why should I let them control me? Whatever I want is bound to be mine!
Heroine 2: My parents didn't love me, my family was poor, and even my beloved older cousin vanished without a trace. In the original story, I was an uneducated delinquent girl. But once I gained self-awareness, how could I let myself keep throwing my life away? The male lead is rich and wants to chase me? He should take a look at himself and ask if he's even worthy!
There are six or seven novel worlds in all, covering modern romance, historical romance, xianxia, and post-apocalyptic wastelands. A variety of tastes, heroines who stand up for themselves, and sincere male leads.
The Diarrhea Immortal: your trustworthy author of chaotic, cobbled-together stories!
