Delivery rider Lu Mingyuan has two ticking time bombs on his phone: an 800,000-yuan online loan counting down to its due date, and late-night orders from the gods. When he discovers the God of Thunder stealing electricity from a high-voltage transmission tower and sees that Sun Wukong’s delivery bike bears a Cloud-Somersault serial number, he realizes he has become the last “Investiture of the Gods emissary.” Five-star reviews are modern-day offerings, bad reviews become curses, and the loan contract threatening his life turns out to be the key to restarting the Investiture of the Gods! As the mechanical Heavenly Court devours the Three Realms with its algorithms, he grips the blazing-hot throttle of his electric scooter with one hand and swipes through sociology papers with the other. He goes live on Douyin and calls Yang Jian, using the aroma of spicy hot pot from his delivery bag to fight the gods’ computational storm. This time, he’s not delivering takeout, but five thousand years of undimmed passion.
