My System Always Wants to Destroy the World, but I Insist on Being Its Savior

I bind myself to the Doomsday Villain System, and every mission on its list involves murder, arson, or blowing up the planet.

The System threatens me coldly: [If you don't destroy the world, I'll erase you.]

I exploit a bug in return. The System tells me to blow up a bridge? I reinforce its piers with steel bars overnight.

It tells me to assassinate the savior? I secretly give him an antidote and teach him martial arts.

It tells me to blow up a nuclear power plant? I hack into the System and turn the reactor into a purifier.

Watching the System spiral into chaos, its code going haywire as it fails mission after mission, I pat its head with a smile:

“What's the rush? Destroying the world is no fun. Building a home is much more enjoyable.”

Until one day, the System suddenly displays a hidden mission: [Eliminate all those who resist, including yourself.]