When Li Jiuwu opened his eyes, the Ninefold Heavenly Tribulation had been brewing for a thousand years. He casually scooped up its storm clouds and brewed tea with them, and the tea's aroma turned into spiritual rain that nourished all living things. The ancestral tablets of the Five Great Immortal Sects burst apart all at once, heralding the arrival of a great calamity. It was not his calamity, but one threatening the Myriad Worlds!
The Spirit-Testing Stele explodes, immortal pills become candy figurines, and secret realms are ripped apart by hand... While others tread carefully on the path to immortality, he strolls through it like a market. The Demon Venerable threatens to use his skull as a wine cup? One slap turns him into fertilizer, and the Demon Abyss Desert becomes fertile spiritual farmland. A reborn cultivator lays a hundred-year death trap for him? He squats in its center to plant potatoes, then complains that the soil is too hard.
When the embodiment of Heaven's Will trembles and presents him with the “Throne of Eternity,” Li Jiuwu leans back with his legs crossed and scoffs: “That's it? The stools at my Chaos Barbecue Stand are more comfortable.”
[Invincible protagonist + others mistake him for a hidden expert + hilarious subversion of tropes]
- Brews tea with heavenly tribulations and treats them like a spa
- Slays an immortal with a willow branch and splits two worlds with an argument
- Cooks lamb hot pot in the Immortal-Slaying Formation, making three thousand patriarchs cry from the spice
- The System wants to bind itself to him? Go raise pigs instead
“You call this cultivation?” Li Jiuwu sighs as he looks at the kneeling figures filling the heavens. “Why can't the leeks of this generation even put on a proper show?”
