Taixu Sword Soul: Three Realms Dog Food Choking Explosion Plan to Destroy the World

The gummy knife is pure sweetness, extremely sweet, funny, and opens up your imagination. ——When the yandere sword master meets a smart girl, it is better to spend money to destroy the world than to spread candy on the live broadcast! The top husband in the world of immortality is forced to go into business? Xiao Qingyu, the aloof sword master of the Xuantian Sect, was forced to get married by the Quantum Civil Affairs Bureau, and his Taoist partner turned out to be Ning Shuang, a drama girl with three split souls - a quiet body and a good wife and mother, a wild and unrestrained demon body, and a rational and poisonous tongue in the data body! During the honeymoon trip, I accidentally entered the mechanical secret hotel. The holographic projection of the CP in the previous life actually danced "Bliss Kunkun" with sword energy. The world-destroying BOSS, the Lord of Chaos, was still shooting rockets in the live broadcast room: "Sword Master Women's Clothing yyds! Reward 648 to unlock dual cultivation perspectives!" The Cultivation Games opened with laughter: Yujian Fei was issued a speeding ticket, the Tribulation Live Broadcast inserted an advertisement for the Body Tempering Pill, Lu Mingxuan's automatic alchemy furnace exploded pink heart-shaped pills, and the Soul-Eating Vine was smoked into a sauerkraut-flavored pet! Lin Xiaoman's interstellar live broadcast room is even more showy: using spicy strips to corrode the Chaos Barrier, auctioning off Ning Shuang's autumn pants, and teaching Cthulhu God to play "Cultivation 101" - the old ruler debuted in the C position, and played DJs with tentacles to conquer the three realms! The hidden thread is actually a mixture of sweetness and abuse: Ning Shuang's three souls take turns carrying the chaos virus, Xiao Qingyu's marriage letter hides the key to reset the reincarnation, and the love flower bloomed by the soul-eating vine hides the ultimate choice of annihilation and salvation. When the tradition of cultivation collides with the interstellar imagination, the sword energy of the yandere sword master condenses into a Lolita skirt, and the data body Ning Shuang hacks into the Tiandao system to send barrages. The Lord of Chaos is selling peripherals while crying: "I want to report it! They use dog food as weapons