Introduction to the work:
"The System Forces Me to Be a Brainless Man" - This is a "reverse survival guide" that makes your IQ run away from home, but also makes your mouth corners crazily raise.
Social animal Lin Xiaocha was sanctioned by the mysterious power of Jinjiang for complaining about brainless writing and was too venomous, and was bound to the "Brainless Cool Writing System"**.
Mission: In a world of NPCs with an oilfield tycoon in the Middle East, top leaders with missing brain stems, and an average IQ of -250,
Use your toes to dig out the lines of Barbie Castle, use intelligence manipulation to advance the ancient plot, and accept the passionate insults from the entire Internet "Did this author drink fake wine?"
But when she found out——
Saying "Tianliang Wangpo" can really summon a blizzard,
Social dance can make United Nations representatives collectively clap,
And the way the young owner of the pig farm looked at her,
Gradually it changed from "This woman is definitely sick" to "She is so uniquely sick"...
Hidden tasks are quietly unlocked:
It turns out that the system KPI didn't make her look like a fool.
Instead, let the whole world accompany her in **"reasonable madness"**.
[Reading instructions]
✓ It is recommended to take it with antihypertensive drugs. We will not be responsible for the abdominal muscles caused by laughter.
✓ Contains prizes for confusing behaviors such as "Using an excavator to shave the head of the richest man" and "Growing coriander on Mars"
✓ The author has given up treatment, but the protagonist is secretly rebuilding logic
When the last hair leaves the scalp,
Lin Xiaocha finally realized:
Instead of consuming yourself mentally,
It's better to create a world in physics.
(Warm reminder from the system: This chapter says that it is forbidden to carry brains in the area, otherwise it will trigger the "You are so awake that it scares me" defense mechanism)
